15 Things Teachers Wish They Could Say

By Jessica Sanders

You’re all thinking it, so let’s just have a good chuckle—instead of actually saying it.

I know, it sounds crazy.

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You can borrow my pen just this ONE time.

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Because I’m not standing in front of this classroom for my health.

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If you’d just listen to me.

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Do I really need to say this?

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Aaah, teacher fantasies.

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Just when you thought it was over…

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Hopefully no one notices.

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Really, I do.

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I know it’s a lot to ask for you to help your child with homework…

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Whoops, did I think that?

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It’s all about you, right?

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I’ll just keep dreaming.

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Actually, make it two.

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Really, I do.

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